1. Meet Jonah Falcon, the Man With the World's Biggest Penis
Jonah Falcon shows off his world-record giant penis.
Plenty of men brag about the size of their penis, and most of them are probably lying. But there's one man who can settle any bet just by unzipping his pants: Jonah Falcon, owner of the world's biggest human penis.
Falcon's 13-5 inch member has been measured for a TV special, making him one of the few guys who can back up his bodily boasts.
See more photos and learn more about Jonah and his massive member by clicking the "next" button below. You'll get personal without having to get too close.
2. How Big Is Super Big?
How does Jonah Falcon measure up? The ruler he's holding here is only two-thirds the length of his record-setting penis.
Falcon became world famous when he was featured on an HBO special, Private Dicks: Men Exposed back in 1999. He even shocked show's producers.
"I went to their office in bike shorts with my c--k wrapped around the side of my leg," he said.
Jonah Falcon's 13.-5-inch penis is longer than your average wine bottle, and about as thick.
Think about that next time you uncork one.
For the record, the measuring tape he's holding up is extended to 9 inches... or just two-thirds of the length of his penis.
3. Using a Giant Penis to Your Advantage
"Use the size and sensation of the mass to your advantage."
Having the world's biggest penis could certainly change you sex life. Jonah Falcon says his 13.-5 inch member has actually taught him that size isn't everything.
"Change speeds," he told me. "That's what ladies like."
Of course, the size does help.
"Use the size and sensation of the mass to your advantage," he said.
Easy for him to say.
4. A Soft Spot for Singer-Songwriters
Jonah Falcon has a soft spot for the singer-songwriters of the 1970s.
Falcon will pull down his pants and show what God has given him, if challenged by a reporter, or to settle a bet at a party. But the man with the world's biggest penis is a bit of a softy... at least when it comes to his music.
"When I was young my mother bought Piano Man by Billy Joel, and I've bought every Billy Joel album since. From there I learned the other singer songwriter of the 70s and 80s. And to this day, I can't listen to 'PacMan Fever' without bursting out into laughter."
He's also a big fan of classic comedies, Woody Allen films and Mystery Science Theater 3000.
5. He's Bigger Than John Holmes... But Not Related
Legend has it that Jonah Falcon's dad was porn star John Holmes. It's not true.
A profile of Jonah Falcon in Rolling Stone which opens with an elaborate account of what it was like to be a ten-year-old boy with an 8-inch protuberance while changing in the locker room for gym class.
But that same article also suggested that Falcon started a rumor that his father was John Holmes, the porn star portrayed by Val Kilmer in Wonderland and the inspiration for Boggie Nights.
"I wasn't the one who started that," he says. "It's just a rumor that's been attributed to me."
The truth is, Falcon's father died when he was just a boy. He and his mother spent many years living with cousins in New York City, where he graduated in 1988 from the Bronx High School of Science.
6. What's Next for Mr. Big?
Jonah Falcon still hopes to make it big as an actor... and not in porn.
Jonah Falcon may have the world's biggest penis, but he's still looking for his big break as an actor.
He was passed over for a role on Hung, the HBO series about a man with a freakish phallus. But he's appeared on film and television in small roles, including an episode of The Sopranos, where he played hospital orderly. That was in the episode in which Paulie finds out that his mother is really his aunt.
He's also been a juror on Law & Order, a mental patient in the film A Beautiful Mind and a barfly on Ed. He filmed a scene for Sex and the City, but it was cut.
He was also featured, naturally, in the 2006 U.K. documentary, World's Biggest Penis. Just don't expect to find him doing porn.
"I'm a SAG actor," he says. "If I did porn, nobody would take me seriously. Nobody. And Nobody would care about the size of my penis."
"Because porn actors all lie about the size of their penis," he says. "I've been measured on TV."
There's one other reason he's kept away from the XXX spotlight.
"I wouldn't want to have sex on a crowded movie set. It's just not my thing."
7. Big Myth About Big Penises
One of these men is known for his bellow-the-belt largeness. Hint: It's not the guy on the left. That's me.
Jonah Falcon and I have one thing in common: We both wear a size 10.5 shoe. So do I.
So much for that myth.
For more on Jonah's ups and downs, be sure to read my profile of him, "Living With the World's Largest Penis"
8. A Candid Moment with Jonah Falcon
A candid moment with Jonah Falcon.
He looks naked here, but he's not. At least, I don't think he is.
Jonah's massive record-breaking penis has gotten him a lot of attention over the years... but I was really thrilled when he was profiled on Comedy Central's "The Daily Show."
Now, I can say I knew him way back when.
9.Private Dicks: Jonah Falcon's Big Penis Hits the Small Screen
Jonah's big break came on the small screen, when his record-breaking penis wowed the HBO viewers who tuned in to "Private Dicks: Men Exposed," a 1999 documentary about penises.
The film also featured famous hoaxster Alan Abel, who claimed to have the world's smallest penis, and porn star Lexington Steele.
10. Jonah Falcon: Big Penis, Bigger Dreams
Jonah Falcon's headshot
So how would you measure up to Jonah Falcon? It could be a humbling experience... but if you're any smaller than a footlong ruler, you're not even close.
Many people claim to have the world's biggest penis, but Jonah has the evidence -- and his is 13.5 inches long.
11. Jonah Falcon Naked in the Shower
Jonah Falcon Naked in the Shower
Next time I speak to Jonah Falcon, I need to ask him about this photo.
Sure, it's your typical nude in the shower pose... but it makes me wonder: Just how much soap do you need to wash the world's biggest penis? Does showers take longer as a result?
12. Toweling Off the World's Largest Penis
I know people with long hair need an extra towel for their locks when they come out of the shower.
So does Jonah Falcon need an extra towel to dry off the world's biggest penis? Is it a full-sized towel, or will a dish towel do?
13. Life With a Massive Penis
Jonah Falcon: World's Biggest Penis
Jonah Falcon may have the world's biggest penis... but he also has time for more ordinary pursuits. For example, he's a huge Yankees fan.
In some ways, he may even be the team's biggest fan.
Falcon hosts a TV show called "Talkin' Yankees" on Time Warner's public access MNN channel in New York City.
And if you can't get enough of Jonah (and who can?), be sure to read my extensive coverage:
Living With the World's Largest Penis
Giant Sex Organ, No Job: Catching Up With Jonah Falcon
Jonah Falcon: Man With World's Largest Penis Hits Daily Show
Finally, a Condom (and Good News) for Jonah Falcon
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